February 2010
The Drunk-O-Meter.
Will now be judged on a scale of Kings of Leon to Mariah Carey.
Kings of Leon being kinda tipsy, but able to form sentences and walk straight.
Mariah Carey, well… I think we all know what side of the spectrum that’s on.
Collaboration.
Me: You're gonna do it. It's just a matter of whether you do it willingly or not.
Clarizze: What?
Me: I SAIIID YOU, AS IN YOURSELF, CLARIZZE, WILL, AS IN THE FUTURE, DO IT, AS IN WRITE ONE OR TWO CHAPTERS FOR THIS COLLABORATION.
Clarizze: ):
Me: AND IF, AS IN IF YOU DON'T LISTEN TO ME, YOU SHALL DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH
Clarizze: ...
Clarizze: o_o
Me: IT SHALL INVOLVE SUMO WRESTLERS, ROPE, A CLIFF, A VOLCANO, A NUCLEAR BOMB, SHARKS, PHIRANA'S, AND A PARTICULARLY HORRID RENDITION OF PANTS ON THE GROUND.
Me: DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
Clarizze: YES, I UNDERSTAND MOTHER.
Me: GOOD.
Me: NOW ARE YOU GOING TO SAY "SURE, I'LL DO IT WILLINGLY" OR SHOULD I GO MAKE PLANS FOR THE VOLCANO ROUTE?
'cause you remind me of a time when we were so...
thegrammys:
Pants on the ground. I kid Lil Wayne!
I understand that Taylor Swift one three Grammy's...
And I think that the video for You Belong With Me was AWESOME. I absolutely adore it. And I have her album, I listen to it every day.
But I don’t know how in the world you could watch her performance and think she can sing. That’s just my opinion. I don’t think she can sing.
And all you Jonas fans are gonna come at me like, “Well, did you hear Nick? Or Joe that one...
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Hannah, would you like to see Nick Jonas’ feet?
WOULD YOU ALL STOP IT WITH THE FEET JOKES, KAY?!
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Gaga means stupid in Tagalog.
cuntie:
So Lady Gaga is technically Lady Stupid. K, cool.
My favorite Beatles song is Shots.
lovers-finalbreath:
wavesbreaking:
whythough:
mrtumnus:
warningdontreadthis:
woahitsjuanito:leonardmccoy:captainkirk:gabrielgray-:
It’s so.. amazing.
I cry every time I listen to it.
Sorry, my favorite is Tik Tok.
personally I think party in the usa is their best work
I love that one that goes along the lines
‘CAN’T READ MINE CAN’T READ MINE
NO HE CAN’T READ ON MY POKER...
January 2010
Obviously, I'm bored out of my mind.
operationgreenbacks:
1. Bold the names of guys you’d definitely sex it up with.
2. Italicize the names of guys you might fuck after a little persuasion.
3. Leave the guys who don’t do anything for you alone.
4. Put a question(?) mark after the guys you’ve never heard of.
5. Strike the guys you wouldn’t touch with a ten-foot pole.
6. Add five more guys to the list.
* Jack Barakat?
* Rupert...
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Would you mind if I use that [&(thenameofthestory)]
Thing you do in your stories?
Hahha. Not at all:] It’s not trademarked.
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Would you like to see my feet?
NO, I WOULD NOT.
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Alejandra.
Twitter. Now.
Me: I love the way Nick says "kiss".
Steph: you are a FREAK.
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badmediakarma:
skankface steph. you were right the first time.
i thought i was wrong so i changed it to avoid sounding stupid.
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Get on AIM. But read my tweet to you first.
I wish I could find inspiration to finish this. It...
Casidee turned upon hearing the door open. Lifting a spoonful of the yogurt to her mouth, she stopped midway there. Cecelia wasn’t the only one coming in through the doorway.
“Who’s this?” Casidee asked, debating whether or not to set down the yogurt or actually eat it. She decided upon lifting one spoonful to her mouth, then setting it down. Cecelia hung her key on her...
ZEDUS LAPEDUS!
kelseybarnes:
Thank you to all my lovely followers!
Reblog this and I’ll follow you back right away!
:)
I feel super lame for reblogging this, but oh well.
Stronger - Demi Lovato
and they’ll try to...
Hayley, I love you.
That Stay analysis was pure genius and I look forward to Puerto Rico.
If I were singing Stay, you’d be the microphone stand.
The formula for a successful performance of "Stay"
lovers-finalbreath:
1) Fully dressed, introduce the song.
1.5) Lights go down, fade to blue.
2) Turn around and let the girls admire your back as band plays sensual intro.
3) Turn back around and glide towards the microphone, the blue light creating a mysterious facade while the front of your body is a shadow.
4) Caress microphone like it is your lover at a high school prom - one hand on the...
Wake up early to black and white re-runs that...
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Or I will CUT. YOU.
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have u seen nick jonas on his tour
Already answered this one. No, because he hasn’t come to Kansas City. The moment I moved away from St. Louis, he decided to go there and I was super mad.
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If you had one day in your life to live over, which would you choose and why?
Probably a day in the hospital while my Paw Paw was still sick with cancer. It was a specific day and I spent all day there with him and my family. It was a school night and I stayed up until like, 1 AM. I’d love to live that over again and have fun with my Paw Paw before he died.
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If you could take a one month trip anywhere and money was not a consideration, where would you go?
This is really ironic because I had a dream last night that I went on a 1-month trip with my best friend to Kenya to try to help kids in Africa. So I guess I’d probably do that because I love getting involved with organizations and stuff.
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If you knew that you’d die suddenly, would you change anything about the way you are? If so, what?
I’d probably try to be less tempermental with my parents. I feel guilty about that anyway. I’m not ususally that mean to them, but when I am, I’m horrible most of the time. And I’d change that.
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Give your 20 favorite songs. Why do you like each one.
This’ll be really hard, but I’ll try.
1. Strawberry Wine by Deanna Carter. I had a foster sister who had this on tape in the 90’s and she used to play it on repeat over and over and over again. It just stuck.
2. Eternity by Jonas Brothers. It got me through one of my good friends’ death.
3. Hey...
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If the professor on Giligan’s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
HAHHA! We were talking about Gilligan’s Island last night for the first time in YEARS last night and laughing over that exact thing! How ironic. I dunno, maybe he went to scientific school and not boat-patching school.
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Who’s the funniest person you know?
Probably my friend, LizZ. We had a HUGE fight over the summer, but we recently made up. She’ss till in Illinois and I’m in Kansas, but she’s still definitely the funniest person I know.
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What were you doing the last time you really had a good laugh?
Last night I went to QuikTrip in my comfy pants and my hair all frizzy because I did nothing but blowdry it. There were zero cars in the parking lot, but the moment I stepped out of the car, LEGIT FOUR cars FULL of hot guys pull in. I was like “This SUCKS.” And then the person who took me told the guy who...
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Think of the last person who you really knew that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give one year of your life. Do you?
Definately not. One hour isn’t worth it to break everyone’s hearts again.
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If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
Australia. Without a doubt. I have a thing for their accents. Huge time.
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You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You get enough time to make ONE phone call. Who would you call?
Hm. That’s a really good question. Since my parents would most likely be on that plane with me, I’d probably call one of my best friends and tell them to spread the news that I love them and that I died....
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Are you going to go to or have you gone to a Nick Jonas and the Administration concert?
I haven’t, actually! I wish I could. He didn’t come to Kansas City, though. The closest he came was St. Louis, which was where I lived until the end of this last July. So naturally, I was pissed that the moment I move away, Nick decided to have some fun at my favorite venue in St....
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Exactly why did it take you so long to get a formspring again? :) seems like your thing.
I really don’t know. I had one, but it just wasn’t a .me one. It was a normal formspring that wasn’t as awesome as this one.
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