January 2010
December 2009
I'm feeling insightful about me.
My name is Hannah Danielle and I’m fourteen years young. My birthday is March 15th. My favorite color is orange and my favorite song is Strawberry Wine by Deanna Carter because when I was younger, my foster sister used to play it on repeat for hours on end and it just stuck. My favorite movie is Sweeney Todd, but I think I like The Gaurdian better because The Gaurdian has actual meaning to...
“We accept the love we think we deserve.”
– The Perks of Being A Wallflower (via frontiercity)
I really wish I had a plotline for this.
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Clara Hinders squinted into the hot Oklahoma sun. The breeze was dry and dust-filled, almost nonexistant. The sixteen-year-old girl’s mouth was as dry as the air. She thirsted for even the smallest drop of moisture. The feeling of water hitting the desert that was her tongue would have been the greatest of treasures at that moment, but she had work to do.
A faded blue pick-up truck...
I got two new followers today!
Thank you to you both for following.
You’re in for a fun ride!
Inspiration.
Rebeccalee: Answer this one for me.
Rebeccalee: What motivates you to write? (Messages, friends, your own determination?)
Me: answer that for you?
Me: You should definately write...
Me: Hannah motivates me to write by constantly threatening to dislodge my ass from my body if I do not constantly send her excerpts reassuring her I'm writing, when usually these excerpts have been written months before hand. She also gives me motivational speeches. For example, "REBECCALEE! GET YOUR ASS IN CHECK AND WRITE. TURN OFF EVERYTHING AROUND YOU AND WRITE BEFORE I JUMP IN THE CAR AND GO UP THERE WITH MY ATTACK SPORKS, CHUCK, LEONARD, AND FLOYD!". She's very motivational and comes up with the most amazing plotlines ever. She actually inspires me more than anything else on this earth and I love her dearly. Nicholas Jerry Jonas is all hers and I only belong to Joseph Adam. I shall never lay a hand on Nicholas, for I know it would tear Hannah to pieces, and she is my reason for life."
Me: That should definately be your answer to that question. Anything else need answering?
SQUIRRELS.
This conversation happened OVER a year ago. I just found it saved on my desktop. LMAO. I died. Had to re-post it.
Me: drives me nuts. Oh no!
Me: I should not say that word!
Me: Gasp!
Me: What if...
Me: What iff...
Me: IT ATTRACTS A HUNGRY SQUIRREL!
Me: That thing could eat you in one bite.
Rebeccalee: I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO SAY THAT.
Rebeccalee: I hate squirrels.
Rebeccalee: Vicious.
Rebeccalee: This one time
Me: You're afraiddd of a rodent who...
Me: likes to eat nuts and hang out in trees all day?
Rebeccalee: NOOOOO.
Rebeccalee: They scare me on purpose.
Rebeccalee: in the dark.
Me: how so?
Rebeccalee: When I'm walking by myself
Rebeccalee: and there are no streetlights
Rebeccalee: and they jump out in front of me on the path.
Rebeccalee: That's why I hate this stupid forest, lol.
Rebeccalee: AND THEN
Rebeccalee: the people at the other end of the path
Rebeccalee: WHOM I DID NOT SEE PREVIOUSLY
Rebeccalee: laugh as I cuss out a squirrel in the dead of night.
Rebeccalee: I kid you not, it was quite hilarious afterwards.
Me: I wonder how much they're payin' that squirrel, Rebecca.
Me: You know that squirrels only scare people purposely for a price.
Rebeccalee: Stupid cheap hoes.
Rebeccalee: All squirrels can die.
Me: Oh, I don't doubt you. You see, us Illinois inhabitants?
Me: We LOVE danger.
Me: You should see us.
Me: We hang these little feeders outside so the squirrels to eat.
Rebeccalee: WHAT ARE YOU NUTS?
Rebeccalee: THE LITTLE BEASTS WILL EAT YOU.
Me: No. You see, it's kind of like a peace offering.
Me: They eat the corn or nuts or whatever we leave out, they don't eat us.
Me: But... sometimes we're not so lucky.
Me: Lost my uncle last week. Tragic. He was re-loadin' the feeder and didn't know what happened.
Me: Autopsy revealed vicious squirrel attack.
Me: Shame.
Me: He'll be missed.
Miley Cyrus Attacks Angelina and Madonna's... →
chaseafterme:
emmapillsbury:
Someone should get her a tv show where all she does is bitch about people bigger than her. Seriously it would have the best gif material.
This made me laugh sfm.
I have never laughed so hard in my entire life. “Pot. Kettle. Miley.” BAHAHHA.
My tumblarity is down like Jay Sean.
:/
the second star to the right shines in the night...
Zombies – Ten WORST Things to do During a Zombie...
chaseafterme:
polkaholika:infinitebutterflies: zombify: via zombiephiles.com
Don’t set zombies on fire. Burning zombies smell terrible.
Don’t get sentimental. Zombies won’t.
Don’t forget to shut the door behind you. Zombies often come over without calling first.
Don’t keep zombies in the basement. Even if they are your zombie family.
Don’t try to reunite with friends / family over long...
I just had
lifelovewhy:
such a strange dream! And I blew up poor Hannah’s phone with the longest text mesage ever because the dream was relevant to her interests. Sorry, Hannah!
But oh my goodness it was so weird and there was so much more to it than what I told her. I’ve been sitting here for at least half an hour trying to figure that all out.
Anyway, good morning!
LMAO. I love that. Since I was...
I SWEAR IF I SEE ONE MORE POKEMON ON MY DASHBOARD.
A VIRGIN WILL DIE TONIGHT.
I wish someone would tumblr crush on me.
…
but I guess I understand. I’ll just have to live with knowing I’m pretty on the inside, like mommy says.
:/
your fingertips across my skin, the palm trees...
images.
Reblog with your height :)
christinaftw:
laineyylestat:
hannahhorrorface:
theonetwostep:
mainearazzi:
5’ 3” :D
5’4”
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5’. :[
A lion would never cheat on his wife.. but a Tiger...
helloclarizze:
Legit LOL. Damn, these Facebook fanpages.
ROBERT PATTINSON CONFIRMS HE'S GAY. →
chaseafterme:
betterthanrunningatnight:
(via thelovelybones)
NO FUCKINGWAY . .. knew it .
How could you not know it?!
I clicked it, screamed, and clicked out of it before anything happened. I then proceeded to victory dance.
Reblog if you solemnly swear that you are up to no...
chaseafterme:
malfoy-wins:(via vivalamary)
'Today, I realized whenever I listen to music, I...
shoutillusion:
paradingfreedom:
You know you do it as well.
Oh, yeah.
I’m so happy to know I’m not a freak for doing this. You should see the one I have for Bottom of the Ocean by Miley Cyrus.
